BAR PEANUTS- Funny Jokes
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he takes a sip, he hears a voice saying “Nice Haircut!” He takes another drink and hears the voice again. This time it says “Nice Tie!”
He takes a final drink, and again he hears the voice say “Nice shoes!”
He calls over the bartender and says, “You may think I’m crazy, but every time I take a drink, I hear a voice.”
The bartender says “You’re not crazy, it’s the peanuts… they’re complimentary!”
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