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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please
press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to
press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press.
No one will answer.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
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