Newfie Airline Flight 101 - Funny Jokes
Newfie Airline Flight 101 was flying from St. Johns Newfoundland to
Fort McMurray in Northern Alberta one night, with Bill the Pilot and Glen the
co-pilot.As they approached Fort McMurray Airport, they looked out the front window.
‘Lord tunderin jeesus,’ said Bill, ‘will ye look at how fookin short dat runway is.’
‘You’re not fookin kiddin, Bill,’ replied Glen.
‘Right Glen. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse,’ saidBill.
‘Right, I’ll be doing dat,’ replied Glen.
‘And den ye put de flaps up straight away,’ said Bill.
‘Right, I’ll be doing dat,’ replied Glen.
‘And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can,’ said Bill.
‘Right, I’ll be doing dat,’ replied Glen.
‘And den ye pray to de Mother Mary wit all a’ your soul,’ said Bill.
‘I be doing dat already,’ replied Glen.
So they approached the runway with Bill and Glen full of nerves and
sweatypalms.As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Glen put the engines in
reverse, put the flaps up, stamped on the brakes and prayed to MotherMarywith
all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tires andlots of smoke,
the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end ofthe runway much to the
relief of Bill and Glen and everyone on board.
As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure,Bill looked out the
front window and said to Glen, ‘Dat has gotta be de ra
shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in me whole life.’
Glen looked out the side window and replied, ‘Yeah Bill, but look
how friggin wide it is.’
