I KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN - Funny Jokes
· The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me· The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. · My assistant began responding to my memos with, “Yeah, whatever.” · I got a “It’s for you loser” ding when receiving e-mail- - - not a chime.· My new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend· The Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record· My parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.· I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.· The Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.· A large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets· The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.· The receptionist began saying “Who ???” to anyone calling on me.· My secretary sez things like “Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry.”
· Three people began helping me write a “desk manual” for my job.
