MEMOS - Funny Jokes
From a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”.
From the Boss: “I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”
From the Boss: “We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired.”
From the Boss: “What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier.”
From the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: “I’m sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!”
From HR Manager to job candidate: “I see you’ve had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you’re under-qualified for our entry level positions.”
From telephone inquiry: “We’re only hiring one summer intern this year and we won’t start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss’ daughter finishes her summer classes.
