NEWFIE HOOKER - Jokes


* * * *   4 Votes
( Click star to rate )

A Newfoundlander, was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.   “Twenty dollars…” she whispers. He’d never been with a hooker before, but decides what the  hell,it’s only  twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They’re going “at it” for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes  on  them . It’s a police officer.
 “What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
 “I’m making love to my wife,” the Newfoundlander answers  indignantly.
 “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.
 “Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face.” says the Newfie

Email this Funny Joke To Your Friends Email this Funny Joke To Your Friends

Leave a Reply